'Shits n Giggles' Dodgeball  Dodgeball

Spring 2019
Jun 27 ’19
Aug 8 ’19
Registration Dates:
May 16 ’19 – May 23 ’19 early bird
May 24 ’19 – Jun 22 ’19 regular
Games played Thursdays between 7:40 - 9:00pm
Jun 27 - Aug 8
Game dates subject to change
Minimum age:
21 years old
Age as of:
Apr 10 ’19
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun 7:20pm to 9:40pm

Want to join 2 (or more) leagues this season? Buy 1, then use code "HALVZEEZ" on your next signups this season for 50% off!......Undergrad Student? Use code "ILIVEONRAMEN" for 25% off!

Team Fees
Early Bird $900.00 per team + $4.22 Annoying bank processing fee
Regular $1000.00 per team + $4.22 Annoying bank processing fee
Free Agent Fees
Early Bird $72.00 + $4.22 Annoying bank processing fee
Regular $80.00 + $4.22 Annoying bank processing fee

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Sign Up Options > Early Bird Discount 10% off. Automatic during signup
> Undergrad Discount 25% off. Use code ILIVEONRAMEN during signup
> BOGO Discount 50% off. When you join 2 leagues **in the same season** your 2nd registration is half price. Buy your 1st normal, then use code HALVZEEZ during the 2nd signup
(or with friend requests)?

set Pair or Group?
(2-5 Players)

$80 per player
*Max 3 of one gender. Max 4 returning players*
Full Team?
(9-15 players)

$1000 flat fee any size!
*Min 3 women. Max 4 returners*
Company/Alumni Team
(9+ players & 1 optional veteran - which we provide*)

$1000 flat fee any size!
*Min 3 women. No max roster size*
Don't worry - welcoming and meeting new people is what we're all about!

You can request friends here, But if ya need to be someone, choose SMALL GROUP together
So 3F?  OK!
3M 2F?  OK!
4M 1F?  Not ok.

Gotta keep gender balance!

Have more than 5?  Either find a few more to make a FULL TEAM, or break into 2 smaller SMALL GROUPS

Ex: break a group of 8 into 2 groups of 4...all in the same gym/bar anyway!
*The league may veto it if your veterans are too good!  Gotta have fair teams!

Fixed price no matter how many players on your squad
*Teams are offered 1 veteran player to join you - who loves welcoming new crews: like as a social liaison and to help get your feet wet with the game. 
Optional, but recommended - They're great!

Fixed price no matter how many on your squad!

It's recommended to have 10 people showing up weekly -
So make your roster as large as you need to do that! 10? 20? 30?! Ok!

What this is all about
  • Lowest cost AND most playing time in NYC
  • Actually a welcoming social scene - not just team cliques
  • Post game bar-parties with drink specials
  • Seasonal charity drive YOU choose
  • Everyone makes the playoffs
  • Team bar games - but no pressure to play!
  • Weekly costume themes (dress & get free shots!)
  • 3 Trophies: The Sandlot Cup, Social Champs, & Bar Champs

Dodgeball Rules Overview...in short!
  • Balls lined up to rush for in the middle.
  • Throw em! (Without being a dick by overthrowing at people smaller/not as good!)
  • Head safety - keep throws low!
  • Stay in bounds!
  • Out if your throw's caught, or if a throw hits you or knocks a ball out of your hand
  • The ball is live until it hits the ground - so it can be caught off a deflection...or it can hit out more than one person!
  • When out, get in line on the sideline.  If a player on your team who's still in makes a catch, whoever's first in line comes back in - up to the number of players who started.
  • Play til one team's dead, rinse and repeat!
  • Your record determines your seeding for the playoffs. Everyone makes the playoffs

REFUND POLICY:  No refunds generally speaking.  I mean, you can't buy an ice cream and return it because you don't like it.  We've already got shirts ordered and schedules made!  That F's us up and more importantly, the season/your team up!  On top of that - we're already the cheapest league in the city, man.  We gotsta pay the bills here! If you had a poopy time or a scheduling conflict we can maybe offer you league credit to a different one of our league options next time.  I mean, we're not gonna be a dick - you get hit by a car and show up in a full body cast, yeah, we'll give you a refund, sign your cast, and send you tear stained get well cards.

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